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"Hell??"
you ask.
"Yes! HELL!!!!" I promptly
respond
"But why?" You ask
Because you play D&D. And as we all know, D&D is evil because
it it passes free time in an enjoyable manner while we SHOULD be reading
their bible, and of course it teaches us to cast spells. SPELLS SPAWNED
FROM Beware, we D&D players could control the
world if we decided to use our spells. Over the years I have heard a lot
of arguments against D&D most to all of them containing no actual
substance, very much like American cheese. I figured I would enlighten
the rest of you to our hellish deeds by posting some of their vicious
attacks at our beloved pastime.
People
have asked me why I post this on my site. They say it might discourage
people from playing D&D. I personally don't think so. The following
are so absurd that they cannot possibly be taken seriously by anyone who
is able to think for him/herself.
We have
actually had potential members of our group banned from joining up because
his parents were afraid he would be, and I quote 'Joining a cult.'
*PFFT!!!*
With that, enjoy.
- Articles:
A collection of *ahem* writings...available for download
in .pdf format.
- Letters:
A collection of letters received from people concerning
the problems with gaming. If you feel you would like your voice heard,
for, or against the game as a tool of SATAN
then please email me at gamersforsatan@lord-dragonrider.iwarp.com
- Dark Dungeons:
A delightfully informative comic strip by Jack. T. Chick,
that ends in a ritual book burning.
Where are the lions when you need them?
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