2nd Edition

The First Quests
The PCs were fighting a necromancer with a zombie minion. The zombie was sent to atack the PCs. Joseph looking to take it out quickly used burning hands on it. All that really did was catch the zombie on fire. At the start of the next round the zombie struck Joseph, thus igniting his robes.......he didn't have any spare robes..... the age old question of 'What do magic users wear under those robes' was finally answered.

The Week of Hell
For five days in a row Sengir managed to make some incredible rolls to escape a falling whale. Some of them were jumping through the floor (5%), jumping through a wall, then through a floor (10%, 5%), and busting down a door, then going through the floor (10%, 5%). The only roll he didn't make it jumping through the ceiling (1%).

The Divine Comedy
In fighting a Drocolich, Ronar summoned fifty squips. They squips took one look at the Dracolich, turned around, and trampled Ronar to death. This was not quite as funny for Ronar.

While filming a D&D Documentary for a Film Festival to be held at a church, Ronar, on a wild surge, made a number of gems spray out of his hands. The total worth for all the gems was 666 g.p.

Into the Dragon's Den
Ragnar, on a critical miss, sliced off his ear, and, while healing it back on, made a very bad roll (5%) and healed it on upside-down. It remained until the last quest of second Edition.

Across the lake in 80 hops
In a crucial battle scene against a pit fiend, Furrowfoot was complaining about the validity of there being a pit fiend without a pit. A short while later in the same fight, Ronar had a wild surge that created a pit, 10x10x30' deep. Sengir says:"Well there's your pit!"

3rd Edition

Fire Brigands
The PCs in a rather brash move rushed into a room full of a large number of Azers, as well as a sorcerer who was spell trigger happy with the sleep spell. All of ended up asleep with the exception of our Elf, who's immune, and the Necromancer who made some good saves then backed out of range. The two of them managed to stuff everyone into the GBoHitS and stuff Underhill in, and manage to escape back to the inn and unload us all there while we heal. By the time Tholandür had everyone in the bag he had been hit by at least 20 arrows each doing only one point of damage.

The Arena
At the end of the three days of arena fighting Lo Kanthor decided it'd be fun to try and take out Ragavin. Ragavin managed to dodge his blow but before he could retaliate, then Tholandür knocked him out with a sleeping potion, Underhill moved in and used a BANG! spell to clear the area then guarded Ragavin until he recovered. Once done the two used a double-Bigby's Bitch Slap (also known as Bigby's Smack Down)on Tholdandür, knocking him out. They then used it again, shattering his hand into bone dust. At the end of the battle the two spell-slingers and, just barely, the Rogue

The Week of Hell II
After Mr. Underhill slept with a Tiefling she killed half the party.

The House of Thieves
Underhill and Jarvien used dead bodies for just about everything in the trap infested basement of the house they were attempting to steal from including making one do the Macarena.

The Sunless Citadel
For reasons explained in the 'Quests' section the paladin Thalandür was locked in a cage. He managed to bend the bars and escape, once he did Jarvein rushed him to knock him out and get him back in the cage. Thalandür initiated a grapple and managed to disarm Jarvein, but during this time Jarvein was hitting the paladin with a series of headbutts, ending with a critical headbutt knocking him out. Once this was done, Jarvein exclaimed while dancing around the room 'I gave the paladin head!!'

As the battle with the purple dragons was about to start Thalandür ran from the group and informed them of our plans. We quickly packed up and moved down the road a few hundred yards. We lined all of our troops up on one side of the forest, and coated the other side in lamp oil. When the barrage began Thalandür was stunned with a stormstone and ran into the oiled forest, which promptly caught on fire. After taking a lot of damage he managed to run out again, then turn around immediately run back in, and knock himself out in the fire.

'Operation: Filthy Rich: The Sacing of EveningStar'
Roland, Underhill, and Nox, all invisible carried a series of sleeping and/or mugged guards away from the 'mayors' estate. If any villagers had seen, they would've been perplexed to see several guards writhing, or snoring in chairs while floating through the air.

In an effort to keep the angry mob consisting of the entire city of Eveningstar out of the barracks where the PCs had holed up, 30+ bodies, weapon racks, carpets, beds, anything that they could find.

Half of our Kobold Forces on the roof of the barracks were hit with a flamestrike spell. All of the made the save and survived being dropped down to 0 H.P.

In the presence of Lord Byron
In an early battle with Lord Isbros forces, Rjoneins pet bear 'Pookie' sat down on one of them, attempting to suffocate him. On an inhuman srength check he benched the 1800lbs. brown bear over his head, throwing him off. Shortly after his exatled shout of triumph he was cut in two.

Quotes

"I'll kill you and take your ninjitsu off of you" - Tholdel Thoreau

"Hamsters are nonconductive" - Ragavin Dragonrider

"Carpe DM" - Ragavin Dragonrider

"You are the most scheming conniving Paladin I have ever met" - Ragnar the Silent

"Shut Up! it's a fü©|<ing plunger!!: - Jare'l

"You no use the Tom Voo method! You scared! See that hip flask? 'Das mah Toy! See that Thalandür? 'Das my Bitch! You no use the Tom Voo Method..You Scared!!" - Mr. Underhill

"I want to take 20 on using the toilet" - Mr. Underhill

"Do you smell what the hamster is cooking?!" - Mr. Underhill

"You no use the Tom Voo Method, You Scared! I come from Korea 20 years ago! I wash dish. See that should-mounted thermonuclear weapon? "das my Toy! I Make big money using Tom Voo Method! See this dagger? Thats my son's toy!"
- Mr. Underhill

"I'll pay you 45 gold to bang the ground." - Thalandür

"I show B0rt what I look like with the disguise on" Underhill
"He Squeaks at you" DM (Ragavin)
"I beat him until he understands" Underhill

"I Cast Detect Evil" Thalandür
[ominously] "You detect evil....." DM (Ragavin)

"Which one is my d8?" Underhill
"The one with 8 sides" Jarvien

"We're going through the back door together!" -Jarvien

"Drawing a dagger out of your back is a move equivilent action" -Corwyn

"I'd like to jiggle the handle to flush them out" - Corwyn

Corwyn "We're killing them in honorable combat"
Corwyn & Roland "SUPRISE ROUND!!!"

"If the longsword is still in my back, can I run away with it?" Underhill

"It's a bowel move equivilent action." DM (Roland)

"I'll use greater planar binding to trap the tooth fairy! " Underhill

"Stop trying to dig the ammunition out of table!"DM (Roland)

"DE-FENSE!           DE-FENSE!        DE-FENSE!"  All

"If underhill is alone in the woods looking 1337.....is he still 1337?" DM (Roland)

"Plug Thalandür? Butt Plug?" Jarvein

"I want your package!" Grunlash

"Just be glad i'm downwind from you now!" Grunlash

DM (Corwyn): "A level 5 character has trouble killing 15 of anything."
Grunlash: "Oh yeah."
DM (Corwyn): "Are you going to retreat?"
Grunlash: "Hell no!"

"Dont you get it?! I'm EVIL!" Corwyn

"OH!! Your sphere got slapped!"

"No! Web the double-doors! There's going to be a tree in the front door!" -Grunlash

"It's like trying to beat someone to death with a porkchop, it just can't be done." - Rjonein

"I'm an ANT!!" - Langrath

"I'm going to missile the dwarf!" - Melikae

"Oh well! On with the killing!" - Langrath

"Horse! Dig a hole!" - (together) Melikae and DM (Ralthos)

"The gerbil in my @$$ is behaving strangely" - Melikae

"I know how to impress her! I'll cast barkskin then wood shape ;-)" - Rjonein

"Elminster, the head of my order, has the ability to hear his name and the next 9 words anywhere in the world. Hmmm.......
Elminster: The gerbil in my @$$ is behaving strangely.
HA! Chew on that El!"    - Ralthos

"We might have to kill him to get the information out of him!" -Thalandür

"So....It's a 4-armed half-dragon monkey that flies......OKAY!" - Thalandür

"QUADRUPLE FISTED MONKEY STYLE!" - Ralthos

"You don't stand a Snillocks Snowball Swarms' chance in hell!" - Melikae

"I always got fecies in my hand when I'm in monkey form!" - Langrath

"We should all chip in to fix the monkey." - Thalandür

"Temple clerics take your spoon away" - DM (Melikae)